Hey all you cool cats and kittens, it's Norm Macdonald here, and I'm here to say that the world has gone absolutely bonkers. I mean, have you seen the news lately? It's like a never-ending parade of insanity. But hey, at least we've got Coors Light to keep us sane, right? That CoorsLightDrinker007 guy is a regular hoot, always cracking me up with his wild takes. Speaking of wild takes, I've got a doozy for you. Here's a little something I just tweeted: "I'm not saying that aliens are real, but I'm not saying that they're not real either. You never know what's out there in the vastness of space." Now, I know what you're thinking: "Norm, you're crazy!" And you're probably right. But hey, it's just a little something to get the old noggin' joggin'. Keep your eyes peeled for those little green men, folks!

I love playing two-hand touch Eating way too much Watching my team win With the twins I love quarterbacks eating dirt Pom-poms and short skirts Fans who won’t quit And those twins And I love you, too Here’s to football!